Sunday, January 31, 2010

The dating game.

Yesterday we went on our first date in the two years since we left our ex. So this is how it went.

Get to persons house knock on door door opens and someone else other than my date is standing there awkward three minutes of waiting finally date comes to door and shows me in. People everywhere and get introductions but too many people to work out whose who. Finally leave top go out to lunch, walk to beach and date points and says its just a short walk to the restaurant along this beach. An hour and half later we arrive at restaurant. Had a lovely lunch overlooking the beach conversation was great established lots of things in common. Four hours later we organise lift home.

Date says be back in a minute and im left looking around someone elses room wondering what i can do to amuse myself. Half and hour later date comes back with wine and two glasses, before disappearing again saying they had to spend time with their family. By now we are reading a book and wondering how we might make a quick exit.

Date comes back and things return to normal but by now datre informs us that date doesnt drink very often and is now drunk but we have a nice dinner then walk back to beach where we go boogie boarding. After ward date pulls up stiff and sore because of an old injury i help date to a seat where date once again tells me how many relationships date has had that have gone wrong. We say we arent old relationships but am a date and not them. Date then proceeds to tell us how stiff and sore date is and we go ohh so what you talked about being able to do this an that isnt quite true then is it. Date doesnt answer. Walk home with date get bag and come home.

Conclusion deck chair passion pop and a book are so much less complicated than people who say they want one thing but clearly cannot fulfill it. Crazy thing is date was actually a therapist lmao.

jip-etal

11 comments:

Exhale said...

I am so proud of you...it takes courage to move out of the safety zone into the unkown and you did it! I hope your next date will be with someone else...

Ivory said...

Fun to read this. I wish it would have been better for you, tho. Can't wait to hear if he calls again!

mago said...

HA!

Blooming Psycho said...

This is a game that I so will never play again! I'm really not interested in that kind of companionship. But if one wants it, the only way is to go forward and deal with the plague of frogs.

Ethereal Highway said...

Your date was a therapist? Well... that might have been the problem. Can't you find a nice businessman or something?

(Ignore me. I'm bitter.)

me,me, and me said...

This made me laugh out loud JIP! You're a better sport than me, after walking ten minutes, I would have turned around and huffed my ass home, got in my car and headed for the nearest place to get a slurpi!
Campbell

Rising Rainbow said...

I'm LMAO at Lynn's comment. sorry must get composed. Still LMAO. Sounds like parts of the date were ok but the parts that sucked.....sucked bigtime.

That doesn't make all dates bad....just this one. Unfortunately you have to meet a lot of frogs before you find a prince.

I'm proud of you for trying! That's pretty cool!

Rising Rainbow said...

Guess I should add, I'm not laughting at Lynn. I understand her cynicism. I admire her openess. It is just so refreshing.

I can totally relate to her conclusion considering all of the wrecks with therapists so many of us have endured. The logic was brilliant in my book.......and yes, I frequently partake in black, very black humor. It has kept me alive, in case you're wondering.

Enola said...

A therapist? Hmm is he in therapy himself? Did he spent the date trying to analyze you? LOL Glad you had a good time anyway

Kahless said...

I was going to ask if your date was male or female then I realised with all that complaining, it has to be a man lol!

Stay away from Therapists...they more stuffed up than the rest of us lol!

Anonymous said...

this is hilarious, thanks for sharing and bringing a smile to our face.